I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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