triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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