Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the condom got lost in my hair
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
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it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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