I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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