Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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