i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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