This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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