Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
God, I missed his penis.
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