never play flip cup with pint glasses
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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