I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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