Will you blow on my dice?
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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