I want to stick my p in your. b.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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