is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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