They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wish you could order shots online.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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