HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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