okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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