if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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