I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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