I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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