Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
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i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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