Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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