why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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