it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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