We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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