i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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