The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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