I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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