at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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