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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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