so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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