ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he fucked my hip out of place.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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