i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
