I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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