Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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