Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
