I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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