therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Randomize
