google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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