Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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