I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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