PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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