did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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