Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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