if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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