i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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