I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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