I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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