i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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