he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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