ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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