I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We're too hungover to prance.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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