i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Randomize