The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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