are you still at the devil's house?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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