I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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